What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do men think all women are the same?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

Making a Diving Catch For Space - NASA Watch

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?